Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
She said her name was "party"
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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