Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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