I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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