HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
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I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
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He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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