Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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