Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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