OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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