Dual....:-)
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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