When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
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I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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