office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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