we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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