is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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