? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
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Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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