I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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