Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Randomize
