Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
She's 40ish and I couldn't wake her up with a stick of dynamite. My sheets are going to be covered in glitter lotion and smell like grape vodka and shattered dreams tomorrow.
Aren't divorce parties fun?
You and I have very different definitions of fun.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
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Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
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'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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