Do you still have your period?
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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