I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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