is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize
