I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
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An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
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Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
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