Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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