hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Randomize
