saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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