I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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