Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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