I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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