a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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