OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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