so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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