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Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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