is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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