Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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