Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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