he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
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maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
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blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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