Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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