the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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