how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
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Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
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