he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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