i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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