Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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