I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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