i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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