Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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