After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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