if you like me you must not know who I am
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
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I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
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sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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