Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
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She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
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Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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