yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
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Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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