Say something about gay babies.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Randomize
