Whoa Z and x make the same sound
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
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cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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