Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
50% drunk capacity currently
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Randomize