It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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