So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
