He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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