So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
They have beer where we have blood.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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