Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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