Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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