Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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