She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Randomize
